A Meditation on...Sociopathy?

      Am I a sociopath? I don't think so. I have freinds and I like to make them laugh. Disclaimer: don't worry about me, because I'm doing great. I'm just thinking that I'm not the only one who thinks like this, and I also really found it pleasantly diverting and relieving to track the process. 

      There is next to no dramatization in this exercise. I tried to observe thoughts objectively. Seeing as they are my own, I probably failed. Not sure how I feel about exposing this, but therein lies my reasoning: If feeling is ridiculous, and objectivity, data, and analysis are godly, then an informal study like this one must be shared for the sake of upholding my own possibly unhealthy ideals. I was thinking about a support group for sociopathic-or-at-least-vulcanotypal humans who are obsessed with mortality (spoiler: I identify as one) and then I realized-

"Hi everyone. My name is ______. I'm currently judging you more harshly than you want to know. I know that you don't want to know, because I too am appalled when I have reason to believe that I have been weighed and found wanting. I am perfect and my emotions are entirely under my control. I've merely come here to experience the euphoria of disgust at the weakness of my fellow humans. You should be ashamed of even having shown a need for emotional guidance. You are. I know that because I am too. Except I'm not, because shame is weakness and I am not weak. Truthfully, I've come here because in light of ________ (insert monumental life event), my awareness of my ever-faster-approaching mortality has been heightened beyond its usual, -albeit superior- state. Of late, my brain has been constructing a pre-sleep panorama of my life, wherein [aforementioned life event], though on the surface a happy occasion, looms as a neon omen indicating the unstoppable passage of time and incidentally, the inevitability of death and oblivion. Disregard the simile I just used. It is an indication of aesthetic appreciation, which is pathetic. Back to the point. As I speak, I am not chiefly aware of my speaking, but of my approaching mortality. My speech is a means to a morbid end. The fear I feel is a waste of time, as is this support group. My awareness of my mortality, not my fear, is what drives my actions. That is what I tell myself. I hate this moment, and hate is not a shameful emotion, because it is definitive and observant, and when controlled properly, it is an indication of superior intellect. But I am participating in this moment nonetheless, because I know that the opportunity to participate in this moment will never arrive again for me. If I were to walk the door right now, I would die having not observed what happens in the next few moments, and that is not acceptable. I am not aware of the reason. Despite my goal of complete objectivity, I find that I am emotionally attached to collecting as much world data as possible. When I allow myself to love another human, it is so I can add the experience "loving" to my list of knowledge. Further, when I find that I am doing such things merely for the sake of doing them, I am frightened. Suddenly my life has control of me, not vice versa. By the way, I hate talking about myself. I do not hate thinking about myself, but now that you all know that, I might. My self-absorbtion is meant to be a private indulgence. I aim to convince you all that I am funny, humble, caring, witty, talented, and intelligent, but simultaniously require no assistance or support from anyone, because I am perfect and very emotionally stable. The person and people I love most is the one that frightens me the most, because my emotions are not a secret from them. At this moment, I would like to inform you all that if you provide me with sympathy, I will be very very angry. I will be dissapointed that I have become angry, but I will be angry nonetheless, because sympathy indicates that I need support, which I am too stable to require, and I am also not ashamed of my nature. I am proud of it, though I know logically that it is perhaps unhealthy. Also, why are we, of all people, here right now? If your logic is similar to mine, you are retching in your seats at the disgusting level of sentiment leeching into our dialogue. I suggest we disperse for the sake of our respective sanities. At this time I would like to remind you all that we are all careening headlong toward death. To those of you who laughed nervously just now: I have judged you as inferior. But since you are like me, you knew instantly that you had been judged as inferior. You are now paranoid and confused. You will now fix it, and look back on this moment forevermore as a stain on your dignity. Goodbye. Let's go make people laugh, because we are very funny and that is good, for some reason. It's strange. Stop being sympathetic. It's making me uncomfortable. Goodbye again. I'm trying to get out of here. One day I will be dead. I am now simply speaking my thoughts, which is arrogant and therefore must be eliminated. Goodbye. I'm trying to leave. I want to not be here. Now everyone has left and I am content."

That was the meditation.

My mom says I need Buddhism. Sounds good to me. Sounds very good.

I'm not sad.

I'm not scared.

I'm a little scared.

That's good.

That means I'm not dead yet.

Here is some death that I found the other day while running:

Go forth and be wonderful.